dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers


I thought Violet was called that because she was a ‘shrinking violet’?

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Devious Maids is a problematic show but the promos for the next season I like to watch because Talk Dirty has a really good beat.

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i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

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Smokers complaining about not being able to smoke in places are the worst.

My mom is one of those people.

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I didn’t win at all.

Some of the same people won like 3 times which is the most annoying thing.

You should be disqualified after the first win to be honest lol

I have to go home soon and do a 4 page paper by midnight.

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examples of why i’m boyfriend material: 


  • i give my life
  • not for honor
  • but for you
  • (snake eater)

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BINGO selfie

BINGO selfie

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Do you live in Wisconsin because if you do i do too go wisconsin

— Anonymous

I don’t live in Wisconsin, but Madison’s Hotel Red is fantastic lol

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your map about the "[us state] is..." says indiana is swimming. PLEASE TELL ME WHY. WHY IS IT SWIMMING. PLEASE ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

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